Atheists caught having sex in cathedral

A man and a woman have been charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confession box, it was reported Wednesday.

The Italian ANSA news agency said the young man and woman were taken into custody by police in the northern city of Cesena following a telephone complaint from a man attending morning Mass in the city’s cathedral.

Authorities were alerted after a parishoner heard “rustling and groaning” coming from inside the confession box and pulled back the curtains to reveal a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex, ANSA said.

The agency said the pair — a 31-year-old laborer and a 32-year-old teacher — defended their conduct saying: “We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place.”

However, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple’s behavior was “an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor.”

He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box. 

  • http://premed411.com premed411

    He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box, involving the use of various household cleaning products.

  • http://au.youtube.com/user/askegg askegg

    Out with the holy water, in with the chlorine and bleach.

  • http://www.nigelhoneyphotos.com azenis

    Yeah, I thought only the priests were allowed to have sex (with little boys) in those boxes?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/cozmikzen cozmikzen

    awesome!


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