I just came across this article (excuse the pun) and found it hilarious.  There is so much bad science and stroking of the Lord here it make you both squirm and giggle.  Paragraphs like this one raise many questions:

As you move closer to manhood, this little factory will sometimes produce an oversupply of this substance. The Lord has provided a way for that to be released. It will happen without any help or without any resistance from you. Perhaps, one night you will have a dream. In the course of it the release valve that controls the factory will open and release all that is excess.

Why did God create your “little factory” with the capacity to produce an over supply?  Why did God design us to make a mess of the bed when the “release valve” lets go?