@Epigrammist Wasn\'t me. I wasn\'t there. You can\'t prove anything.
@mrordinaryslife Yes - and a river of fire in the backyard.
When I was fourteen I set the neighbour\'s gum tree alight with fireworks.
When I was seven I reasoned you could make petrol burn slowly by diluting it with water. Of course, I conducted the experiment.
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