Blog - Monday, August 29, 2011 19:07 - 5 Comments

National whackjob register

Pastor Mike, who lists his interests as “ministering the word of god”, “serving my Lord and Savior [1] JESUS CHRIST”, and “exposing atheism”, has managed to pull himself away from his King James Bible to mash his digits across the keyboard. The results are predictably messy and incoherent.

Pastor Mike’s article opens with the classic:

“Why do many atheists hold a hatred toward a creator they say doesn’t exist? How can you hate something you claim doesn’t exist?”

That’s a good question, Mike. How wrong could I have been? I renounce my atheism and embrace Jesus forthwith!

Of course, atheists do not hold hatred toward a creator, but we certainly do intensely dislike droning morons who think “god” tells them to create a public registry of atheists. This befuddled buffoon’s cranium cannot comprehend people do not accept his blood thirsty magical sky wizard is real, so the only “logical” conclusion is that we atheists secretly do believe one of the thousands of proposed gods are real, but like spoilt children on Christmas Day we curse Santa for getting “Monopoly” rather than the awesome Teenage Mutant Nina Turtle action figures we had our beady eyes on.

“The Christian National Registry of Atheists” (or something similar), bleats Pastor Mike, will be just like the registries for convicted sex offenders, ex-convicts, terrorist cells, hate groups like the KKK, skinheads, radical Islamists.

Of course, the KKK are a Christian based organisation, and Islam worships the same god, but I’m sure the irony is lost on Pastor Mike. Also, there is no link between a disbelief in a deity and sexual deviations, criminal activity, or terrorism. According to USA prison statistics the number of Christians serving time is over represented within the prison population, and it seems most terrorists are faith based for some strange reason.  I guess god did create us in his image.  Pastor Mike simply assumes that everyone would go on a murderous campaign of rape and torture if the invisible spy cameras were removed – perhaps this says more about Mike than atheists?

“Why do this , what’s the purpose ?” Duhhh , Mr. Atheist , for the same purpose many States put the names and photos of convicted sex offenders and other ex-felons on the I-Net – to INFORM the public !

I think Pastor Mike might be onto something here. We should start a public list of Christian whack jobs so that all reasonable, rational, peaceful people can boycott their business, stop attending their churches, and cease donating their hard earned cash to fund these superstitious frauds, charlatans, and hucksters.

You’re first on the list, Mike.

Footnotes

[1] You think he might be able to spell “saviour”. I wonder if Jesus considers that blasphemy?